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Friday, April 26, 2002

Condoleeza Rice – The Dream Has Died

The Condoleeza Rice for VP boomlet collapsed this week with the announcement that Ms. Rice supports one of the last authoritarian, centrally planned, socialist relics of the Cold War. Supporters were stunned by the news that she is a fan of the NFL.

“When does the other shoe drop?” moaned one supporter. “I can hear her now – sometimes an embargo is just an embargo, but a Cuban cigar is a smoke”.

Andrew Sullivan could not be reached for comment.

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