6/05/2002 08:45:00 AM
by The MinuteMan
Which Witch is Which?
Professor Volokh comes out strongly against witch hunts
(scroll down), prompting the following open letter, which mysteriously typed itself on my keyboard as I watched:
Dear Professor V;
I am deeply offended by your "witch hunt" column, and implore you not to persist in applying your legal, analytical mind to such an emotionally charged subject. I think we should make it a national priority to undertake a search for "good witches
", despite your unstated assumption that all witches are bad. Burning, indeed. Take a long look inside your next cup of coffee - is that a toad swimming around in it?
Let's rally up a few of these good witches and send them over to talk with Hoy (What They Knew and When They Knew It)