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Monday, October 28, 2002

All Saddam, All The Time

This news might prompt Saddam's surrender. Give him the Condit treatment! Or, really jazz the ratings: give OJ a mike, and let him continue his relentless pursuit of the real killers right in Saddam's bunkers. Have the audience vote one weapons inspector off the team each week. "You are the weakest nuclear engineer - good-bye." Oh, this could be big.

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