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Tuesday, February 25, 2003



Nuclear Incident At Grand Central Station

A frined of mine, who for purposes of this stroy will be called Susan,had dinner last night with "Mark". Mark had an interesting story to tell: just that afternoon he was had been having a bowl of soup with John in Grand Central Station. Suddenly, four policemen a two national Guardsmen surrounded them. "Uhh, is there a problem, officer?"

Apparently, the police had detected a suspicious level of radioactivity, and wanted to chat with the two of them for an explanation, which was promptly forthcoming: John had received a CAT scan that morning, and part of the procedure had invloved injection with a radioactive tracer.

There have been reports that the NYC police are using radioactive detectors. Evidently, they are quite sensitive.


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