2/25/2003 06:19:00 AM
by The MinuteMan
Nuclear Incident At Grand Central Station
A frined of mine, who for purposes of this stroy will be called Susan,had dinner last night with "Mark". Mark had an interesting story to tell: just that afternoon he was had been having a bowl of soup with John in Grand Central Station. Suddenly, four policemen a two national Guardsmen surrounded them. "Uhh, is there a problem, officer?"
Apparently, the police had detected a suspicious level of radioactivity, and wanted to chat with the two of them for an explanation, which was promptly forthcoming: John had received a CAT scan that morning, and part of the procedure had invloved injection with a radioactive tracer.
There have been reports that the NYC police are using radioactive detectors
. Evidently, they are quite sensitive.