4/10/2003 07:05:00 AM
by The MinuteMan
Can You Say "I Surrender"?
A Fox News reporter caught the Iraqi Ambassador to the UN outside his NYC residence last night, and I paraphrase their exchange as follows:
Reporter: Can you call upon the Iraqi people to surrender?
Ambassador: Who do you want to surrender?
Reporter: Well, for example, the Republican Guard. Can you call upon them to lay down their arms?
Ambassador: What Republican Guard? I don't see any Republican Guard!