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Balanced Fare: We Report, You Deride

Wednesday, April 02, 2003



Your Headline News

"U.S. Forces Destroy Two Republican Guard Divisions"

"U.S. Forces Drive Within Sight of Baghdad"

And, in what we take to be a deliberately ambiguous headline, "Hussein predicts victory in televised speech". Well, yes, but for whom? Ahh, curious punters learn that he is still backing Iraq.

Time to ice the champagne? Or adjust the lithium carbonate dosage?


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