5/17/2003 09:36:00 AM
by The MinuteMan
I Steal Material From Andy Borowitz
My man Andy
appears each Friday on the CNN feature "Gimme A Minute". Since they stole my name (sort of), I steal back, paraphrasing wildly.
Q: How much damage has the Jayson Blair scandal done to the NY Times?
Andy B: Oh, I think they are doing a good job of turning it into a positive. Have you seen their new motto? "All the News Tha's Fit To Print... And So Much More".
Q: What is your pick for under-reported story of the week?
Andy B: Most news outlets have reported from Iraq that we have recently captured Mrs. Anthrax
and Dr. Germ
. However, the overlooked story is that we have also apprehended Dr. Evil, Dr. Octopus, and the Penguin. I read it in the Times.